PROFILE - 42 years old, married with 3 kiddies, 1 cat, 1 rabbit & a goldfish

 

HOBBIES - Guitars, guitars & guitars! Home D.I.Y, fast bikes, art, drinking Jack Daniel's, oh, & really fast bikes!

 

EXPERIENCE - I started repairing bikes at 9 years old & I’ve never stopped since. I was one of the first Yamaha accredited technicians in the U.K, Honda factory trained, senior member of the Honda institute, Suzuki factory trained, Kawasaki factory trained, Aprilia trained, Moto Guzzi trained, fuel injection specialist, electrical diagnostic specialist, chassis specialist, qualified M.O.T tester, Meta alarms technician, Datatool alarms technician, R.T.I.T.B qualified technician, A.M.I registered technician! I think that’s about it!

 

LIKES - My job (honest) my family, riding bikes, polite people & laughter. I like most things until something happens to put me off!

 

DISLIKES - The weather, cars, arrogant people.

 

HUMOUR - Many years ago my band were playing in a club when the bass player had a problem with his amp.

 

During the interval he was trying to find the fault while the bingo was in full swing, everyone seemed to need one number to win the £500 jackpot.

 

The bingo caller’s words “tonights jackpot winning number is........” had everyone listening intently until the bass player pulled the plug out of the bingo machine instead of his amp

 

Can’t understand why they didn’t see the funny side! I was wetting myself